...meanwhile...Pinocchio's at the Batcave...
...I have been so busy doing nothing that my brain is about to implode from all the inactivity. Which is a lie. Which is not a lie that I lie...in fact...I have realized that as of recently, I've begun lying a lot! Not about important things like how much vodka I put into the chocolate cake or how much goat's cheese it takes to make me into a better person. But about trivial things like telling my friends that I left Tokyo a week earlier than I actually did while simultaneously telling other friends that I'd arrive back in Melbourne a week after I actually arrived just so I could have 2 weeks of freetime to myself. Is that bad? ...yeah...it's pretty bad isn't it. I apologize to any victims of that lie that might be reading this now...I feel bad that I did what I did. SEE?!?! There I go, lying again! I don't feel bad at all!!
So what have I been doing for the past couple of weeks you ask? (by "you" I mean Lori of course...) I've been baking my brains out and cooking like a crazy person. It feels so good to be back in a kitchen that's...well...a kitchen! None of that one-stove-no-bench-space-shoebox-poor-excuse-for-a-kitchen nonsense I had back in my apartment in Tokyo. I'm talking a real man's kitchen. A big, butch, 7 square meter kitchen. Complete with 6 manly burners and an even manlier man-oven to bake all my manly fairy-cupcakes in. My father is loving the 4 cooked meals a day with unlimited supply of baked goods. However...I swear my mother is going to unhinge if she sees another cupcake or muffin again. I'll admit...baking a couple dozen cupcakes and muffins a day is seemingly excessive. But the therapy of doing so is priceless.
...anyway...time to try out my new idea for butterscotch French toast with raspberry vanilla compote.
T.
PS: Didn't I promise in the last post that future posts will be shorter? HA! I lied again...SUCKERS!!!
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